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jessicascapshaw:

kiss me like you wanna be loved.
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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
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You’re the greatest wife ever. I wish I could marry you all over again.

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jacksonwhittesmores:

make me choose

↳ seasonsofamerica asked: Avril Lavinge or Kelly Clarkson

"I don’t want to be tough, and I don’t want to be proud. I don’t need to be fixed, and I certainly don’t need to be found. I’m not lost."

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queer film meme | 6 dates [1/6]

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stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

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Sexuality: Alison Hendrix ripping duct tape with her teeth.

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au: from time to time the girls leave voice mails for beth, even though she’ll never hear them

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"I like the tough girls because they are not tough. It’s a veil; it’s a disguise. It’s defenses. At the core, everybody is human, everybody is fragile, everybody is terrified, and the fear is what propels you to be tough."

— Tatiana Maslany (via thecloneclub)
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