- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
You’re the greatest wife ever. I wish I could marry you all over again.
↳ seasonsofamerica asked:
Avril Lavinge orKelly Clarkson
"I don’t want to be tough, and I don’t want to be proud. I don’t need to be fixed, and I certainly don’t need to be found. I’m not lost."
Sexuality: Alison Hendrix ripping duct tape with her teeth.
au: from time to time the girls leave voice mails for beth, even though she’ll never hear them